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OH, BRIAN, STOP IT. I LOOK TERRIBLE. I WAS AT WORK ALL DAY AND MY HAIR IS A MESS. I DO NOT “LOOK LIKE A PRINCESS” AND YOU MAY NOT “TAP” THIS UNTIL I’VE HAD A SHOWER AND AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH.
TA DA.
OH MY GOD, YOU DID NOT RUN A BATH AND PUT AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH IN THE SOAP HOLDER. WHY ARE YOU SO PERFECT? I AM GOING TO BLUSH TO DEATH AND THEN DIE FROM HOW PERFECT YOU ARE.
I’M- AHAHAA HHHHAAAHAHAH! AHA HHAAAAH HA-
I’M SORRY, IT’S JUST- HAHAHAH HAAAAH! HAAHAH! HAHAHAA AHHHA AHA-
I DON’T MEAN TO LAUGH THIS HARD, BUT ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ANOTHER ‘SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE’ ARGUMENT? I CAN’T EVEN- HAH AHAHAAAH HAAHAHHAHA!
OH, LORD. DID WE NOT JUST SPEND 20 MINUTES DISCUSSING KIM KARDASHIAN’S PATHETIC, MONEYGRUBBING SHAM OF A ‘MARRIAGE’ THAT DIDN’T EVEN LAST HALF A WEEK? THAT’S WHAT YOU’RE TRYING TO PROTECT? THAT’S YOUR IDEA OF SANCTIFIED?
HOOOOO! THAT’S RICH. THAT’S FUNNY STUFF. YOU’RE- HAHAHA! AHHH … YOU’RE NOT A HOMOPHOBIC BIGOT, YOU JUST WANT TO KEEP IT NICE AND HOLY. I TOTALLY GET IT.